My So-Called life

Sep 14
tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.

One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

Sep 13
viedexpaces:

Quand faut se lever le matin pour aller bosser … 

Quand tu commences tous les jours à 8h05…

viedexpaces:

Quand faut se lever le matin pour aller bosser … 

Quand tu commences tous les jours à 8h05…

Sep 13

Substitute Teacher - Key & Peele

Quand tu découvres les nouvelles listes d’appel…

Sep 13
Samedi sans copies…
No marking Saturday…

Samedi sans copies…


No marking Saturday…

Sep 08
moietudiante:

Quand tu réalises que tu auras tout le semestre cours de droit international public le jeudi de 17 heures à 20 heures.

Quand il fait enfin chaud mais qu’on est en classe…

moietudiante:

Quand tu réalises que tu auras tout le semestre cours de droit international public le jeudi de 17 heures à 20 heures.

Quand il fait enfin chaud mais qu’on est en classe…

Sep 07

La premiere semaine de “cours”/ first week at school (1)

bon déja le lundi c’est que nous, les profs../ To begin with, on Monday, that’ our turn, the teachers…

On nous a dit que la télé serait là../ They told us a tv crew would be here

En fait c’était pour le LP…They were actually here to film the professional school…

mais bon on était content de retrouver les copains et les copines

puis on a eu discours..then there was a speech

et des réunions..and meetings…

on a accueilli les nouveaux…We welcomed the new members of staff

..et même les “faux nouveaux”…even some “fake newbies”

…Prochaine épisode le premier jour de “cours”…next the first day of “class”

Sep 07
Quand tu récupères un chieur dans tes effectifs…
When you know you get the troublemaker amongst your pupils…

Quand tu récupères un chieur dans tes effectifs…

When you know you get the troublemaker amongst your pupils…

Sep 07
Quand l’administration avait préparé les groupes et que tu t’es retrouvée avec environ 40 élèves….
When the groups were made by the administration, and you discovered 40 pupils facing you...

Quand l’administration avait préparé les groupes et que tu t’es retrouvée avec environ 40 élèves….

When the groups were made by the administration, and you discovered 40 pupils facing you...

Sep 07
Quand on me dit “mais t’as jamais passé ton permis???”
When they tell me ” Why don’t you have a driving license?”

Quand on me dit “mais t’as jamais passé ton permis???”

When they tell me ” Why don’t you have a driving license?”

Sep 03

Anonymous said: j'attends avec impatience vos gifs sur la rentrée ;)

haha merci…ce week end si tout va bien il faut que je la digère…mais pour vous mettre en appétit, on parlera, “organisation”,”caméras de télé”,”profs le jour de la pré rentrée ;)…Bonne soirée!

Aug 31

La pré-rentrée →

quandonestprof:

Quand il va y avoir une photo du personnel et que tu prépares donc avec soin ta tenue

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Quand tu pars de chez toi, en sifflotant : Eh oh ! Eh oh ! Je retourne au boulot !

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Bon ok, en vrai c’est plutôt comme ça :image

Quand tu arrives dans la salle de réunion pour la…

Aug 29
Quand j’imagine les parents le jour de la rentrée…how i picture parents on the first day of school…

Quand j’imagine les parents le jour de la rentrée…

how i picture parents on the first day of school…

Aug 29

Quand ma voisine m’a dit qu’elle avait réceptionné un colis pour moi

Quand j’ai découvert que c’était mon cahier de notes pour la rentrée…

Aug 28

geejayeff:

aaajmachine:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿

HE SAID MORE THAN HE DID ALL SEASON. I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T CARE. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING NICE AND LETTING HIS BABY MAMA SEE THE BABY THAT HE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALLY WANT AND BARELY LOOKED AFTER BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. I WAS WRONG ABOUT HIM. HE’S JUST QUIET. THE DUDE IS STOIC AS FUCK AND HE FUCKING LOVES MARIA AND HE LOVES THAT BABY AND IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WAY HE GUSHES AND TALKS TO HER LIKE MARIA ASKED HIM TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO GROW UP SMART AND LOVED.

But also look at how cute the baby is dressed in each visit. Who did that? Daddy did. But that’s exactly the kind of visual cue that gets lost when he’s getting judged for his bald head, tattoos and stoic (thuggish?) demeanor.

Aug 27
lenimiss:


Shooting the messenger (2014)

This week I found an amazing illustration by Fredrik Rattzen that inspired this piece. Check it out here.

lenimiss:

Shooting the messenger (2014)

This week I found an amazing illustration by Fredrik Rattzen that inspired this piece. Check it out here.